The Shmooze

Oscar Night Highlights

By Eileen Reynolds

  • Print
  • Share Share
Getty Images

Oscar night has come and gone, and now the real fun begins. With the glitzy spectacle fresh in our minds, this is the time to dissect, analyze, and discuss. Best and worst dressed? Start with our red-carpet photo slideshow. Which victories were well deserved? Who should’ve won but went home empty handed? Check out our list of historic wins to see how this year’s nominees measure up against the greatest Oscar winners of all time.

Best speech? Worst joke? Sweetest red-carpet couple? Read on to see how this year’s crop of Jewish nominees, presenters and guests — from Steven Spielberg to Natalie Portman to Sacha Baron Cohen — fared at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.

Veteran host Billy Crystal took to the Oscar stage following an eight year absence and, after an opening riff on his reluctance to be there, he worked hard to make us wish he’d never left. He sang, he danced, he kissed George Clooney, he delivered a few tired old lines about the aging television audience, and he even trotted out an explicitly Jewish joke or two. “I love ‘Midnight in Paris,’ that rich romantic style,” Crystal sang in his opening musical number. “Owen Wilson was so great as Woody the Gentile.”

Beyond the usual nostalgia for the glamor of old Hollywood, this year’s presentation also carried a not-too-subtle message about the merits of big-screen movies in a Netflix and iPad era. This fusty anxiety aside, though, the ceremony was far from short on grandeur. With puppets (Kermit and Miss Piggy, promoting “The Muppets”) and acrobats (thanks to a breathtaking display by Cirque du Soleil performers), Crystal quipped, the show was “just a pony away from being a bar mitzvah.” Groan.

Woody Allen won Best Original Screenplay for “Midnight in Paris” but, true to form, didn’t show up to accept the award.

Jonah Hill didn’t win Best Actor in a Supporting Role for “Moneyball” — that honor went to Christopher Plummer for “Beginners” — but he did garner an impressive number of high profile Oscar night shout-outs. In his opening musical number, Billy Crystal called attention to Hill’s recent weight loss, rhyming “Brad is a manager caught in a riddle” with “Jonah Hill used to have more to his middle.” Jason Segel said on the red carpet that he was hoping for Hill to win. And Emma Stone tried to get him to dance with her in celebration of her first time presenting an award onstage. (Ben Stiller, Stone’s co-presenter for the Best Visual Effects award, had the unenviable task of playing straight man to her mostly unfunny shtick.) Add to all this the fact that Hill chose his mom as his date for the evening — let’s all “aww” together now — and Hill emerges as something of a crowd favorite.

Gwyneth Paltrow, elegant in an all-white gown with matching cape, kept her poise as she and Robert Downey Jr. carried out some well-rehearsed hijinks leading up to the presentation of the award for Best Documentary Feature.

Four-time Academy Award winner Steven Spielberg, nominated this year for directing “War Horse,” was edged out by Michel Hazanavicius for “The Artist.” Better luck next time.

As promised, Sacha Baron Cohen turned up dressed as General Aladeen, his character from “The Dictator.” Flanked by two stern-looking beauties in form-fitting guard uniforms, he also dumped an urn full of the (obviously fake) ashes of Kim Jong Il onto Ryan Seacrest. Funny gal Tina Fey was later seen genuflecting to the ersatz remains on the red carpet.

Baron Cohen, appearing as himself this time, also made it into a series of short clips shown throughout the evening of prominent stars talking about what they love about the movies. Other Jewish celebs asked to share their thoughts included Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and beloved two-time Academy Award winner Barbra Streisand.

Harvey Weinstein had a good night, with “The Artist” taking home Best Picture and “Undefeated” winning Best Documentary Feature.

“Footnote” didn’t become the first Israeli film to win the Oscar for Best Foreign Language film, but the filmmakers had plenty to celebrate anyway. In another first, Iran’s “A Separation” took home the coveted Foreign Language honor.

Natalie Portman, last year’s winner for Best Actress in a Leading Role, expertly delivered a series of miniature tributes to this year’s Best Actor nominees before presenting the award to Frenchman Jean Dujardin for “The Artist.”

Elizabeth Taylor got top billing in the Academy’s annual tribute to the film greats who have died during the past year. This year’s “In Memorium” montage was accompanied by Esperanza Spalding’s moving performance of “What a Wonderful World.”

Permalink | | Share | Email | Print | Filed under: Seth Rogen, Sacha Baron Cohen, Oscars, Natalie Portman, Michel Hazanavicius, Jason Segel, Gwyneth Paltrow, Billy Crystal, Ben Stiller, Barbra Streisand, Adam Sandler, Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen

The Jewish Daily Forward welcomes reader comments in order to promote thoughtful discussion on issues of importance to the Jewish community. In the interest of maintaining a civil forum, The Jewish Daily Forwardrequires that all commenters be appropriately respectful toward our writers, other commenters and the subjects of the articles. Vigorous debate and reasoned critique are welcome; name-calling and personal invective are not. While we generally do not seek to edit or actively moderate comments, our spam filter prevents most links and certain key words from being posted and The Jewish Daily Forward reserves the right to remove comments for any reason.

Find us on Facebook!
  • How about a side of Hitler with your spaghetti?
  • Why "Be fruitful and multiply" isn't as simple as it seems:
  • William Schabas may be the least of Israel's problems.
  • You've heard of the #IceBucketChallenge, but Forward publisher Sam Norich has something better: a #SoupBucketChallenge (complete with matzo balls!) Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman & David Remnick, you have 24 hours!
  • Did Hamas just take credit for kidnapping the three Israeli teens?
  • "We know what it means to be in the headlines. We know what it feels like when the world sits idly by and watches the news from the luxury of their living room couches. We know the pain of silence. We know the agony of inaction."
  • When YA romance becomes "Hasidsploitation":
  • "I am wrapping up the summer with a beach vacation with my non-Jewish in-laws. They’re good people and real leftists who try to live the values they preach. This was a quality I admired, until the latest war in Gaza. Now they are adamant that American Jews need to take more responsibility for the deaths in Gaza. They are educated people who understand the political complexity, but I don’t think they get the emotional complexity of being an American Jew who is capable of criticizing Israel but still feels a deep connection to it. How can I get this across to them?"
  • “'I made a new friend,' my son told his grandfather later that day. 'I don’t know her name, but she was very nice. We met on the bus.' Welcome to Israel."
  • A Jewish female sword swallower. It's as cool as it sounds (and looks)!
  • Why did David Menachem Gordon join the IDF? In his own words: "The Israel Defense Forces is an army that fights for her nation’s survival and the absence of its warriors equals destruction from numerous regional foes. America is not quite under the threat of total annihilation… Simply put, I felt I was needed more in Israel than in the United States."
  • Leonard Fein's most enduring legacy may be his rejection of dualism: the idea that Jews must choose between assertiveness and compassion, between tribalism and universalism. Steven M. Cohen remembers a great Jewish progressive:
  • BREAKING: Missing lone soldier David Menachem Gordon has been found dead in central Israel. The Ohio native was 21 years old.
  • “They think they can slap on an Amish hat and a long black robe, and they’ve created a Hasid." What do you think of Hollywood's portrayal of Hasidic Jews?
  • “I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager. I didn’t think I would have to do it when I was 90.” Hedy Epstein fled Nazi Germany in 1933 on a Kinderstransport.
  • from-cache

Would you like to receive updates about new stories?

We will not share your e-mail address or other personal information.

Already subscribed? Manage your subscription.